A Harvard Education

Only the best and the brightest get to attend Harvard. That is why the material which they study is so penetrating, critical and crucial to understanding the world around us. When you've got a Harvard education you are among the elite thinkers of the nation, if not the entire world.

This is the sort of thing you will find in your curriculum:

Understanding Obama 101

Yes, indeed, I need a fellow-traveler radical professor to explain to me how the President's faith has impacted his policy. I need to have a socialist race-baiter guide me in exploring the politics of the Messiah's enlightened policies.

It is critical that the next generation be firmly indoctrinated in understanding the means and methods by which revolutions occur, empires are humbled, and economies are collapsed.

I hope the course will be offered online as well.